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What Must Carlo Ancelotti Do? A Look Towards 2030 (And Match Thread For The Australia And India Games)

Welp, no matter how disappointing, how soul-sucking, Brazil’s premature World Cup exit felt, time marches ever forward, and the next World Cup cycle inevitably begins. Carlo Ancelotti, for better or worse, remains in charge of the Seleção and this time will have a full four years to explore the talent pool and build a new team rather than the one-year rush job of 2026. At time of writing, he has already announced Brazil’s squad for the upcoming “super FIFA date” tripleheader of games on the other side of the Pacific. Match info for all those is below, as is the squad list, but frankly I care less about that than the broader questions of what he should do to prepare Brazil for the 2030 cycle.

Let me start off with a fun little exercise that I cut from my previous article to keep its focus more on the World Cup that had just been played. I’m going to play a little…

2026 World Cup Keep or Dump

Who could still be in the picture in four years’ time, and who deserves to be? I’ve lumped all the players from the 2026 World Cup squad into a few categories. In parentheses is the age they’ll be at the start of the 2030 World Cup, and in italics are additional players who were in the picture during the lead-up to this World Cup, but did not make the final squad.

Too Old And Not Good Enough Anyway: Bad Danilo (38), Alex Sandro (39), Weverton (42), Léo Pereira (34), Neymar (38), Casemiro (38), Fabinho (36), Douglas Santos (36)

I don’t think there’s anything to be said about any of these guys. They were simply not good enough this summer, and what’s bleak is that in several of these cases there genuinely wasn’t anybody better we could have taken instead. It pains me to include Neymar here, but there’s no denying that he simply isn’t good enough now, and there’s no way that’ll change for the better in four years.

I initially had Douglas Santos in a separate category, feeling that he was pretty decent at the World Cup, but after rewatching the Norway game, I was less impressed.

Not Too Old But Probably Not Good Enough: Ederson (the goalkeeper) (37), Lucas Paquetá (32), Ibañez (31), Luiz Henrique (29), Matheus Cunha (31), Éderson (the midfielder) (30), Bento (31)

Goalies can have a pretty long shelf life, and we saw a lot of goalies well into their mid-30s excel at the World Cup, and not just guys like Vozinha who suddenly became household names. 37 would be pushing things—Fernando Muslera and Manuel Neuer, both on the wrong side of that number, didn’t have great tournaments—but I could see Alisson still being good enough to be worth considering. I can’t say the same about Ederson, who seems to be declining much more quickly with age.

It hurts to put Paquetá here, but as good as he could be, he wilted when the going got tough. He might not be useless in four years, but it’ll be a problem if we can’t find anybody better. It’s sort of the same story for Ibañez, Luiz Henrique, and Cunha: they’re not necessarily bad (okay, maybe Ibañez is), but if we’re still trotting them out in four years’ time, I don’t like our chances. Even Cunha, who tripled his Seleção goal tally at the World Cup and won the penalty that should have catalyzed a straightforward victory over Norway, just isn’t a very good goalscoring number 9, and he’s certainly not a Paolo Guerrero or Salomón Rondón type who can regularly pop up with goals for his national team even when he’s barely putting up numbers for his club.

Might Have One More World Cup In Them: Alisson (37), Marquinhos (36), Bremer (33), Raphinha (33), Éder Militão (32)

If Thiago Silva could start in Qatar at age 38, and had a decent case to make this year’s World Cup squad at age 41, it’s not unthinkable that Marquinhos could still contribute at age 36 in 2030. He was one of the team’s very fastest sprinters this time out at age 32, and sports science only keeps getting better; he might still have some juice four years from now. That said, good as Marquinhos is, he’s no Thiago Silva, and I doubt he would or should be starting at 36.

Should Have One, Maybe Two More: Bruno Guimarães (32), Gabriel Magalhães (33)

Perhaps I’m huffing some copium here, but we’ve seen the likes of Lionel Messi and Luka Modrić excel well into their mid-late thirties—any chance we could get a top-class midfielder who’s still good beyond age, like, 32? I’m not saying Bruno is on their level, but if we had two more of him, our midfield problems would be solved for several World Cups. Hopefully his is the sort of play style that can age like fine wine.

Should Be In Their Prime: Vini Jr. (29), Danilo Santos (29), Igor Thiago (28), Gabriel Martinelli (28), João Pedro (28), Rodrygo (29)

Won’t Peak Until 2034: Endrick (23), Rayan (23), Estêvão (23), Wesley (26), Andrey Santos (26)

These should be pretty self-explanatory. A couple might be borderline “probably not good enough”, but even those we’d expect to physically peak in 2030 could still be much more useful in 2034 than some of the decrepit fossils we dragged to this World Cup.

That all leaves 18 players who might be worth carrying over into the new World Cup cycle—a good two-thirds of a squad already! But those players are all holdovers from a World Cup squad that wasn’t very good, I have fresh doubts about some of them after watching them at the World Cup (Danilo Santos comes to mind), and others have sown fresh doubts with their choices and performances since the tournament. With that in mind, Ancelotti needs to approach the 2030 World Cup cycle with more than just picking 11 players out of a grab bag until he finds a lineup that works; now that he has the luxury of time, he needs some clearer organizing principles and goals. Here’s what I think—again, mostly originally written as a supplement to my last post—he should do to get Brazil ready for 2030.

What Ancelotti Needs To Do

Establish a dang midfield

In his post-mortem interview with Globo, Ancelotti talked about the need to “focus more on developing midfielders” for this coming World Cup cycle, and to work with clubs to make sure that happens. So he’s certainly aware of the problem, even if he apparently didn’t think it was enough of one to warrant building the 2026 team around a three-man midfield. If nothing else, I think this tournament demonstrated that a minimally competent midfield three—three guys who, even if they’re not particularly exceptional, are capable of moving the ball around, playing through a bit of pressing, and chasing down opponents when they have the ball—will do better than two men just tasked with shielding the defense and sending the ball up to the forwards. Hopefully we see some genuinely good players emerge in the sector, whether that’s Andrey Santos and João Gomes taking big steps forward at their new clubs,1 Breno Bidon and Gabriel Moscardo living up to their recent hype, Gabriel Sara making himself more visible with a move to a big European league, or somebody who isn’t on the radar yet making himself known.

But if nothing else, if at the next World Cup we’re starting every game with three midfielders who are all fairly mobile and decent at passing the ball, we’ll already be better off than we were in 2026… or 2022, when the midfield was just Casemiro and Paquetá… or 2018 or 2014, when Paulinho was a starter. That’s bleak to consider, but at least there’s lots of room for improvement.

Find a striker

If Brazil’s midfield is a source of frustration at least in part because it feels like a choice, like any one of our recent coaches could have easily assembled at least an okay midfield if he were so inclined and/or able to resist the siren song of trying to cram so many talented wingers into the starting lineup, the issue up top is more one of there just not seeming to be anybody capable of emerging as a reliable, consistent goalscorer. For years, everybody who’s showed a flash of promise has upon further examination proven to not be good enough. Gabriel Jesus ended up not having a clutch bone in his body (or maybe Pep Guardiola Hoovered them all out of him). Richarlison’s somewhat patchy Seleção form fell off a cliff once he started getting injured. Matheus Cunha was simply never a good enough goalscorer, and Igor Thiago, for all his raw numbers, doesn’t seem to have enough in his arsenal besides penalties, tap-ins, and rebounds. The exceptions have mostly been players we let slip out of our grasp, like Diego Costa, or whom we haven’t examined enough yet to chalk them off as disappointments.

That last category might describe João Pedro and Raphinha, albeit for very different reasons. Since moving to Chelsea, JP has blossomed into a prolific goalscorer, and while his raw numbers aren’t quite as good as Igor Thiago’s, he scores plenty of the kinds of difficult and spectacular goals that Igor simply does not. Here is somebody, in other words, who might actually have the mythical juice—that is, if he can ever overcome his record of total non-performance in a yellow shirt. I have panned him repeatedly in these virtual pages—”I have literally never seen him play well for Brazil. He’s always looked lost, on a completely different wavelength from every teammate around him“; “[while he might have a high ceiling], he’s never shown it for the Seleção, for whom his floor is in about the fifth or sixth circle of Hell by my estimate“—but he’s also only ever been capped eight times. Forget that the majority of those were under Ancelotti, who was not convinced that he should go to the World Cup: if João Pedro is a puzzle to be solved, a player who cannot manifest his obvious talents unless he is properly incorporated into the team and the system, now, with four years until the next World Cup, is the time to start putting the pieces together. Or, well, it would be, if the guy hadn’t gotten injured and had to withdraw from the squad. But I get ahead of myself.

In any case, the point I’m trying to make is that he is obviously gifted, and in the absence of anybody else with anything like his seeming potential, we should be spending some trying to see if we can Make Him Work for Brazil.

As for Raphinha, it’s a simpler case. He’s having a fucking amazing start to the season with Barcelona, with back-to-back hat-tricks against Racing Club and Sevilla last week bringing him to 14 goals in eight games, and he’s doing it because Hansi Flick is now playing him as an out-and-out center forward. Obviously, Brazil is not anything like this Barcelona, lacking both its pile of world-class creative talent surrounding Raphinha and a coach who plays that sort of ultra-aggressive, defensively-almost-suicidal playing style. I don’t think he’ll suddenly start playing like that if we stick him up top without any other consideration. But it’s also fair to say that neither Ancelotti nor Dorival Júnior before him ever really figured out how to get the most out of the guy for Brazil. Raphinha was the top scorer of the Dorival era, but entirely on the back of penalties and free kicks; he never scored from open play. Ancelotti, meanwhile, seemed to sacrifice his effectiveness in order to get the most out of Vini Júnior; Raphinha still has yet to score for Brazil since the Italian took charge. With that in mind, and especially since he’s clearly Brazil’s most in-form goalscorer at the moment, why not try him up top this month? He probably won’t be nearly this good at age 33 in 2030, but he’s such a good athlete, and takes such good care of himself, that it’s hard to imagine that he won’t still be good enough to handle a key role.

Try three at the back

I’m hardly the first person to suggest that Brazil’s talent pool might be better suited to playing three center-backs rather than a back four. We have a glut of talented center-backs—Vitor Reis, Alexsandro Ribeiro, Murillo, Natan, and Éder Militão are among those who missed this World Cup but could feature in 2030—and while a few young fullbacks like Wesley, Kaiki, and Viery are establishing themselves in Europe to some degree, we don’t have nearly as much quality on the defensive flanks as we do in the center. Furthermore, the Brazilian fullbacks who have managed to establish themselves in Europe recently have often played more as very attacking wingbacks playing ahead of, you guessed it, three center-backs. Meanwhile, if there’s one thing we do have, it’s talented wingers and wide attackers, some of whom are tremendously gifted athletes. Raphinha, for example, has the speed, stamina, and technical ability in the final third to be an excellent attack-first wingback.2 It’s probably too late, not to mention a bit insulting, to repurpose him as a defender, but we have such a glut of these sorts of forwards that Ancelotti took irresponsible risks with the team’s tactical setup to try and fit them all in. Converting a couple of them into wingbacks might genuinely be a more sustainable way to make the most of Brazil’s talent pool.

And let’s not forget that while Ancelotti isn’t known as a three-at-the-back manager, he has used it before

Drop players who choose money over challenge

This feels less likely to actually happen than just about anything I’ve listed so far, but I think it’s a good principle to establish after the World Cup. Put simply, if you leave a top-tier league for a big paycheck in a mediocre league in the Middle East or anywhere else, you should be instantly removed from consideration for any and all Seleção activities until such time as you return to a competitive league and prove that you can still play at that level. The only direct example of this at the World Cup was Ibañez, who was awful, though you could very easily cite Neymar as well; even if his decline was more due to his injuries than his move to Saudi Arabia, you could well make the case that his move to Saudi Arabia indicated a complacency and loss of ambition, which later manifested in a lack of dedication to his fitness and left him profoundly hobbled by a neverending series of injuries by the time 2026 rolled around. But even beyond them, we see reminders all around that form in the petrostate leagues doesn’t necessarily carry over to more rigorous playing environments, one of the most recent examples being Marcos Leonardo, who is struggling mightily for Ajax after having looked like a dark horse candidate for Brazil’s striker role at Al-Hilal.

And yes, this means that Gabriel Martinelli should officially be persona non grata unless and until he leaves the Middle East. (I don’t know if we have enough evidence to exclude players in Russia or Ukraine on this basis. Maybe just Russia, since their clubs continue to be excluded from UEFA competitions. Depends on how much credit you want to give Luiz Henrique for playing well in friendlies—including against France—compared to being a non-factor at the World Cup itself.)

Break the Maldição do Gato

During a media availability with Vini Jr. ahead of Brazil’s quarterfinal against Croatia at the 2022 World Cup, a cat found its way into the room and made itself at home at the head table, at which point CBF advisor Vinícius Rodrigues unceremoniously tossed it to the floor.

Brazil subsequently lost to Croatia on penalties after conceding a backbreaking, deflected equalizer in the final minutes of extra time, and the entire World Cup cycle that followed was a nightmare, even leaving aside the loss to Norway that capped it off. This list of unwelcome firsts and worsts the team “achieved” makes for grim reading. Worst loss in World Cup qualifying history. Worst World Cup campaign in history. First World Cup qualifying loss at home ever, and separately, first World Cup qualifying loss to Colombia ever. And that list doesn’t even take into account the miserable performance of Brazil’s youth teams, including a worst-ever 6-0 loss to Argentina, two embarrassing U-20 World Cup exits, and failure to even qualify for the 2024 Olympics after winning the previous two gold medals, nor does it mention the incompetence and scandals that tore apart the CBF and somehow did not deter Carlo Ancelotti from agreeing to coach Brazil.3

In Brazil they call it the maldição do gato, the curse of the cat. I wouldn’t call myself terribly superstitious, and Brazil’s more profound curse, losing to every European team they’ve faced in the World Cup knockout rounds since 2002, predates this poor cat by decades. But I love cats enough that treating that cat badly left a bad taste in my mouth,4 and as far as I can recall, nobody ever apologized for it. I’m not saying the team’s record going fully down the toilet since the incident, or the subsequent World Cup losses to Croatia and Norway, two teams that, let’s be frank, aren’t on the level of 2006 France or 2014 Germany, are some sort of karmic repayment. I’m just saying we should at least do something to try and make the situation right. Tracking down a random cat living on the streets of Doha is probably impossible so long after the fact, but, I don’t know, make a big donation to some animal rescue efforts. Have Rodrigues volunteer at an animal shelter, or have him and Vini Jr. ceremonially, I don’t know, pick up some cats and put them down gently rather than throwing them to the ground. Pay off every Brazilian in the UAE second division to kick the shit out of Kurt Zouma at every opportunity. Pay no heed to evidence that attempts to break sports curses often don’t work, and instead note that England were nice to the cat that visited them in Qatar (to the point that Kyle Walker and John Stones adopted him and named him Dave) and then finished third this summer, the nation’s best World Cup performance since 1966.5

And if you need more convincing, just look at all the upstanding Brazilian footballers who love cats! Folks like… Dani Alves? Oh gosh. Never mind.


Well, with all that in mind, let’s compare it to the squad Ancelotti just announced for these upcoming games!

The Squad

Goalkeepers: Hugo Souza (Corinthians), Morisco (Coritiba), Otávio (Cruzeiro).

Defenders: Artur Dias (Athletico-PR), Douglas Santos (Zenit), Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal), Jair (Nottingham Forest), Marquinhos (PSG), Matheuzinho (Corinthians), Mauro Júnior (PSV), Vitor Reis (Manchester City), Vanderson (AS Monaco; replaces the injured Wesley of Roma).

Midfielders: Andrey Santos (Manchester United), Breno Bidon (Corinthians), Bruno Guimarães (Arsenal), Danilo Santos (Botafogo), Douglas Luiz (Juventus), Gabriel Bontempo (Santos), Matheus Martinelli (Fluminense; replaces the injured João Pedro of Chelsea).

Forwards: Endrick (Real Madrid), Estêvão (Chelsea), Pedro (Flamengo), Raphinha (Barcelona), Rayan (Bournemouth), Samuel Lino (Flamengo), Vinicius Junior (Real Madrid).

(Maldição do Gato: unaddressed. But my family recently made a breakthrough with a semi-feral cat my parents brought indoors years ago, so maybe that’s a positive sign?)

So, how well did Ancelotti understand the assignment? He’s certainly made some drastic changes: only nine of these players were in the World Cup squad, and four of the holdovers are forwards, the position where continuity makes the most sense. I count seven new faces aged 22 or younger in addition to already established youths like Endrick, Estêvão, and Rayan. Ancelotti has totally refreshed the goalie trio and gone straight for youth in the center of defense as well: forget the likes of Murillo or Natan, because apparently 24-25 years old is too old for a fresh face. And Arthur Dias has been playing on the left side of a back three for Athletico, if Sofascore is to be believed, so maybe there’s even some hope for the back three experiment.

On the other hand, the fullback selection might suggest otherwise. Rather than go for younger names like Kaiki or Viery, or bring back an older player like Carlos Augusto who has much more top-level experience, Ancelotti opted to bring back Douglas Santos—easily the most questionable of the World Cup holdovers—and, after Wesley had to withdraw due to injury, filled out the group with Matheuzinho and Mauro Júnior, two 26-27-year-olds who might have you asking “wait, who?” (Admittedly, Mauro Júnior was a mildly hyped prospect at attacking midfield like a decade ago.) Maybe they’re capable wingbacks; I’m not familiar enough with them to know. I know Douglas Santos and Vanderson aren’t. Generally, this seems to be a group of capable fullbacks at best and nothing more, so the position could still be a problem.

I appreciate the thorough refresh in midfield, with only Bruno and Danilo being retained from the World Cup squad, and the simple numbers at play, especially since Ancelotti added a seventh midfielder once striker João Pedro had to be cut. So hopefully we at least see a midfield three (or even four) that has a clear, well-understood tactical assignment and makes for a better, more watchable team than we had at the World Cup. Are the individual players on offer particularly good? That I don’t know. I talked above about my fresh doubts regarding Danilo, moving to Manchester United doesn’t seem to have lifted Andrey Santos any higher than the plateau he was experiencing at Chelsea, and Douglas Luiz’s career completely stalled after he left Aston Villa. I’m not familiar enough with the other three to know what to expect from them. But there’s so much room for improvement here that any combination of midfielders feels like it should be better to at least some degree.

Among the forwards, the two new (well, returning after a while) faces, Pedro and Samuel Lino, are both having quite prolific seasons for Flamengo; the main knock on them may be that they’re just already a bit too old to seriously expect that this is a level they can sustain, especially given that neither was especially impressive during their previous, albeit brief, opportunities for Brazil. And Pedro is probably worth a look as a number 9 because he is a pretty reliable goalscorer, though his profile as a player is perhaps a bit archaic: he has the footwork to fashion an opening for himself to take a shot, or to turn and play in a teammate, but he’s also not mobile enough, in my recollection, to run the channels or contribute much to a press. Still, for all I’ve said about his age, he’ll only turn 33 on the eve of the next World Cup final, and we’ve seen plenty of number 9s sustain their goalscoring form, or even have the best seasons of their career, even further into their 30s than that.

That said, I have to admit that I’m more curious to see Raphinha given a try up top right now. Something tells me Endrick won’t see too many minutes given that he’s coming off an injury and keeps getting shoved down the depth chart at Real Madrid every time Florentino Pérez shells out another dumptruck full of money for a shiny new forward who will totally, I’m serious you guys, this time it’ll work for sure, fix the problems caused by the team already being overloaded with star attackers.

Also, and unrelated to anything else, Jair and Gabriel Bontempo have known each other since they were 10 years old! The two were in Santos’ youth system and when Jair didn’t have a place to live, Gabriel’s family let him live with them for a year. Now they’re reunited for their first games with the Seleção! I think that’s very cute.

Alright, here are the games:

Brazil’s Schedule

Brazil vs. Australia

Friday, September 25, 2026

Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville, Queensland, Australia

Kickoff: 6:00 AM EDT / 7:00 AM BRT / 10:00 AM GMT

US TV/Streaming: none 


Brazil vs. Australia (again)

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia

Kickoff: 6:00 AM EDT / 7:00 AM BRT / 10:00 AM GMT

US TV/Streaming: none 


Brazil vs. India

Saturday, October 3, 2026

Vivekananda Yuba Bharati Krirangan Stadium, Kolkata, West Bengal, India

Kickoff: 10:00 AM EDT / 11:00 AM BRT / 2:00 PM GMT

US TV/Streaming: none 


This jumbo-sized FIFA date could have allowed us to play a fourth game, as most European teams are doing on account of the Nations League. In a vacuum, however, I’m fine with us only playing three, given the enormous travel and jet lag6 involved. (I’m sure the players’ clubs are very happy they’ll be getting home a week before league play resumes rather than three days.) But these eclectic, remote matchups are cause for concern. Some of it’s down to the Nations League eating up every European team’s availability, sure, but if the CBF keeps settling for third-rate games against fourth-rate opposition twenty-four hours of flying away from Brazil or Europe, and still can’t fill up their schedule by doing so, we’ll have to worry once again about both their competence at organizing games and whether they care at all about trying to get decent opponents for Brazil as opposed to just lining their own pockets.

That said, not every team we’re scheduled to face is fourth-rate. Australia had a decent World Cup, shocking Turkey in their opening game, making it to the knockout rounds, and pushing Egypt to penalties in the round of 32. I’m not familiar with their talent pool, but they’ve gone for more post-World Cup continuity than us, bolstered by some of the young talents who broke out during the tournament like Lucas Herrington and Nestory Irankunda. We generally beat Australia handily when we play them (in friendlies at least), but with all the travel and growing pains of a significantly changed squad, I think we maybe draw one of these games 1-1 and win the other 2-0.

(They play in yellow; I wonder if we’ll have to play in blue for both games?)

This will be the first match between Brazil and India, and I’d be shocked if this is anything but a total cakewalk. India will be motivated by their biggest match in—wow, a whole generation; their last game against a World Cup winner was against Argentina at an invitational tournament in 1984—but they’re a team that struggles to beat the likes of Singapore (who, incidentally, we’re scheduled to play in November). I’m predicting a 5-0 win, but frankly, that might be conservative. I don’t think seven, eight, maybe more goals are out of the question if Brazil are sufficiently motivated (though I could very much see Ancelotti letting off the gas rather than rack up the score).

  1. Early indications on these two are not promising. ↩︎
  2. Can you tell I wrote this bit before he started popping off as a center forward? ↩︎
  3. Even the women’s team wasn’t totally immune, crashing out at the group stage of the 2023 World Cup, but they made up for it with a totally unexpected silver medal at the Paris Olympics. ↩︎
  4. 2026 also hasn’t been the best year for treatment of cats in media, whether it’s Obsession or the latest season finale of Rick and Morty. ↩︎
  5. Speaking of England’s off-field activities during the World Cup, please enjoy this clip of the team attempting to enjoy Ed Sheeran visiting their training camp to play them a private acoustic set, which has been on my mind this week for, uh, no particular reason whatsoever. ↩︎
  6. Speaking of which, anybody see the story of the Los Angeles Rams trying to hack jet lag by flying to Melbourne just hours before their NFL season opener, only to get smeared to paste by a San Francisco 49ers team that had actually taken a few days to acclimate and enjoy the trip and the city? Let that be a cautionary tale. ↩︎

welp

Any year in which Brazil beat Norway at skiing and Norway beat Brazil at football would be a strange one even before considering everything else that has also happened, both in the world of football and beyond, to make 2026 the let’s-put-it-diplomatically adventure it has been. I never got to watch Brazil play a World Cup game in person; I never even got tickets to any World Cup games in person. Instead I watched on TV and watched the prices go up and up and up and spent a portion—only a portion—of the probably fifteen hundred dollars I would have needed to actually go to one of Brazil’s games to go sit by a beach in Maine for a few days and eat as much lobster as I could stomach1 and still got back home in time to watch Brazil give up sixty-six percent possession and two late goals to Norway from the comfort of my local bar and the two hands into which I had buried my head by the end.

It was Brazil’s worst World Cup result in 36 years, by dint of the additional round of knockout games meaning the second knockout round, where Brazil have now been eliminated in five of six World Cups post-2002, was the round of 16 rather than the quarterfinals. It was probably the worst of those eliminations just based on the caliber of opponent who beat us; at least in years past we lost to France, the Netherlands, Germany—even Belgium and Croatia went on to finish third. (Even in our last round of 16 elimination, to Argentina in 1990, we lost to a team that made it to the final. Also, they drugged our players.) Norway lost, though in extra time, to England, reinforcing the notion that Brazil not only isn’t good enough, but continues to be in active decline. Nor did we achieve the scant comfort of the Seleção finally ridding itself of its post-2002 hex of losing to every European opponent it faces in the knockout rounds; this makes seven straight knockout-round losses to European teams. I thought for sure that Carlo Ancelotti, even with only a year to whip a historically weak and mismanaged team into shape, could at least manage some marker of clear improvement like that. Instead, his tenure (his contract was extended through 2030, for better or worse) already has the stench of failure coming off it.

I have been meaning to rewatch the game, and holding off on actually doing so. I know what I think right now: Ancelotti and Brazil, terrified of the damage Erling Haaland might cause, cravenly surrendered the initiative and run of the game to Norway in an attempt to contain Haaland and conceded two goals to him anyway. Or, with Brazil’s talent pool desperately short in key areas and only made more so by crucial injuries, Norway were able to exploit their major weaknesses. Or Ancelotti, knowing that Brazil would struggle to compete in the midfield, set up the team to just try and keep Norway and Haaland at arm’s length when defending and counterattack quickly and decisively, a strategy that, with slightly better execution, might have worked. Or that things were going fine until the questionable decision to bring in a barely-mobile Neymar for the last half-hour.

Alright, fuck it, enough stalling. It’s been a literal month. I’m finally rewatching the game.

[Two hours later]

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Have a World Cup final discussion thread

I need more time to write my postmortem on Brazil’s World Cup campaign, and the previous thread has almost 3000 comments on it, so here’s a new thread in the meantime.

We’ll see what comes of the final. On the one hand, I think Spain are the better team on paper, Argentina have shown themselves to be vulnerable against the sort of patient buildup play they can produce, and I think the Spanish game plan is so well-established and ingrained in their players that it’s highly unlikely they’d fuck things up by abandoning it like England just did. On the other hand, you can’t ever count on Spain’s scorers to turn their general dominance of a game into actual goals, and Argentina have repeatedly shown that they’ll refuse to quit and can dramatically turn up the intensity when chasing games. (Then there’s the whole “the refs seem to give their players the benefit of the doubt and turn a microscope on their opponents” thing.) As much as I’d love to see Argentina suffer a 7-1 of their own, I think they’re too good and too mentally tough for that, and Spain are too respectful to really run up the score should they get the chance.

I’d say perhaps it’s time to root for Team Meteor, but I live close enough to the stadium that that’s probably not advisable. So I might as well preemptively congratulate Argentina for pulling a win out of their asses in the dying minutes, and just hope that meeting Donald Trump during the trophy ceremony gets his sports curse all over them so we can blow them out of the water in 2030.

2026 World Cup Round of 16: Brazil vs. Norway

Well, I correctly predicted the score of the Japan game, though I don’t think it was right to say it “[wouldn’t] feel quite as close as the scoreline suggests”. While Brazil undeniably controlled the game, we didn’t turn our dominance into much in the way of clear opportunities, and Japan took the lead off, well, very much the same kind of goal that has doomed the Seleção at recent World Cups. At one point early in the second half, Casemiro had a point-blank header that ricocheted off three Japanese defenders without ever crossing the line or falling to a Brazilian to tap the ball home, and I couldn’t help but think, that’s the sort of lucky break a team gets when they’re fated to win. But just a few minutes later, Casemiro popped up in the box again and this time buried his header, and after some more huffing and puffing, Gabriel Martinelli silenced his doubters (me) with the game-winning goal in the fifth minute of stoppage time.

I do have a few complaints to make, mostly about how this victory felt more labored than it probably should. But let me start with the more positive spin. Brazil hasn’t won a hard-fought, come-from-behind game like this one at the World Cup in forever. In fact, the last time Brazil fell behind and still won in the knockout rounds at the World Cup was in the 2002 quarterfinals against England. That 24-year gap is the longest between such comebacks in the team’s history. And it’s not like Brazil had better outcomes in lesser tournaments. Across all the tournaments the senior and Olympic teams have played since then, I found only three such comebacks in the knockout rounds:

– With the last kick of the 2004 Copa América final against Argentina, Adriano scored arguably the most clutch goal in Seleção history to tie the game at 2-2 and send it to penalties, where Brazil won. This is also one of only a handful of times where we scored a game-changing goal in second-half stoppage time, and the only one in the knockout rounds. (Philippe Coutinho against Costa Rica at the 2018 World Cup and Casemiro against Colombia at the 2021 Copa América also come to mind.)

– In the 2009 Confederations Cup final, we spotted the USA a 2-0 lead at the half before coming back to win 3-2.

– In our 2012 Olympic quarterfinal, Honduras twice took the lead, although we completed the comeback by the 60th minute and won 3-2.

I didn’t keep a close count, but it seemed far more common for these sorts of close games to emerge because Brazil scored first and then conceded a tying goal before retaking the lead (see also: Brazil 3-2 Netherlands, 1994) or collapsing (see also: Brazil 1-2 Netherlands, 2010). A team like Brazil obviously doesn’t fall behind in games all that often, but they’ve rarely been able to demonstrate poder do reação—power to react—like they had to do on Monday.

Because, remember: we can argue that the performance was poor in several ways, but when it came down to it, faced with the exact situation—conceding a goal(s) partly because Casemiro (or his replacement) couldn’t make a crucial stop in midfield and Alisson didn’t really do anything wrong but it just feels like maybe he needs to be saving those chances if we want to win a tournament like this, does it?—that led to our exit from the past two World Cups, this time we had the poder do reação to turn things around and advance.

Still, a few words on things that bothered me or that I otherwise found interesting.

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2026 World Cup Round of 32: Brazil vs. Japan

In the end, if Brazil’s 3-0 win over Scotland on Wednesday wasn’t spectacular, it was certainly the most comfortable a Brazil win has felt in a while. We pounced on a few catastrophic Scottish mistakes, controlled the game well enough that Scotland had barely had a chance by the time we put the game to bed, and held off their belated revival well enough to secure a second consecutive clean sheet. Neymar even got to make his long-awaited return and didn’t totally look like a husk of his former self! What more could we really have asked for besides some slightly better finishing, or maybe some slightly more favorable refereeing?

Thus ends our group stage, and we now enter the second of what, with this expanded tournament format, feels more than ever like three distinct phases. We had our three group games, in which we only had to do well enough; now come three knockout games which we must all win if we want the final two-game phase that comes guaranteed with reaching the semifinal. This is the most perilous part of the tournament, for the obvious reason of there being no second chances, no third-place game to fall back on, and also because, even if we can take a sober look at this team and say that it has some profound flaws that will make winning this World Cup extremely unlikely, Brazil losing before the quarterfinals under any circumstance will feel like a disaster, and losing in the quarterfinals might still feel like we’ve barely made any progress despite the very expensive hire of Carlo Ancelotti.

Still, things do feel like they’re starting to come together. The team looks more confident with every game. Vini Júnior has been flying slightly under the radar compared to the Messis and Mbappés of the world, but he’s having a stellar tournament, with four goals already and a hand in two others. He joins Ronaldo, Rivaldo (both 2002), Romário (1994) and Jairzinho (1970) as the only Brazilians to score in all three group stage games, and if you believe in these sorts of portents, well, every other time it’s happened we went on to win the whole tournament. Alongside him, Matheus Cunha has already quadrupled his pre-World Cup goal total for Brazil—easy enough to do when you only had one, but he’s certainly picked a fine time to find his scoring boots. Post-2002, every Brazil number 9 has either scored zero (Fred 2014, Gabriel Jesus 2018) or three (Ronaldo 2006, Luís Fabiano 2010, Richarlison 2022) goals. Cunha has allayed my fears that he’d be stuck on the former number; let’s see if he can now surpass the latter number too.

Beyond them, Bruno Guimarães has quietly had a stellar tournament too, with three assists and some invaluable contributions while pressing. Lucas Paquetá has been a bit more mixed, but when he’s on it he’s played some gorgeous passes forward that should have resulted in more than his singular assist. (He had a hand in at least two more goals by my count.) Rayan has more than a little bit of newly-birthed-foal clumsiness to him, but his size and strength have already been an impressive asset and Raphinha may find it hard to return to the starting XI once he’s recovered from his injury. While I have concerns about Casemiro and whoever we play at right-back, the defensive side of the team has generally been very capable and played like it, and as the team’s game plan becomes ever more coherent it seems like they’re starting to figure out how to minimize the vulnerability of those weak sectors.

That said, now we face a team that should give us some unique challenges.

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2026 World Cup: Brazil vs. Scotland

I think it’s fair to expect that the side that goes on to win this World Cup will have done so by leaving a little something on the table at every opportunity. With a longer route to the final than ever before, in a particularly hot and humid part of the world, after a club season that only gets more oversaturated every year, it is extremely prudent to save your players’ bodies whenever you’re afforded a chance to do so. The wise course of action, in a vacuum, is not to run an extra 10 kilometers in the process of turning a three-goal victory into a six-goal victory. (Although, in practice, there isn’t much correlation between covering more ground and actually winning, or even winning comfortably.) The energy saved and wear and tear avoided could mean the difference in a later game between a key player coming off hurt or not, or even just having the wind for one last crucial sprint.

In that context, the second half against Haiti makes a lot of sense. Having gone 3-0 up at the half, we took our foot completely off the gas after the break, to the point where even the injection of vigor and desperation to score of Endrick, Rayan, and Gabriel Martinelli could only rarely puncture the team’s dogged insistence on doing as little as possible. I’d ragged in my review of the Morocco match about how much if at all Brazil should even be trying to press, and Carlo Ancelotti responded with a little demonstration of what happens when we totally refuse to do so.

Reader, it’s not fun. It worked, sure, in some sense—Haiti put us under a surprising amount of pressure, and tested Alisson more than Morocco had managed to, but the defense bent without breaking and we held on to the clean sheet. Haiti have improved a lot, but had we continued in the second half like we’d finished the first, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that we might well have ended up putting five, six, even seven goals past them like in our last encounter a decade ago. But if the energy we saved by not scoring those extra two, three, four goals against them pay off with two, three, four goals down the line that help us clinch crucial knockout stage wins, then, well, obviously it’s worth it.

But it was still extremely frustrating to watch. We’ve all watched Brazil play badly before, plenty of times, but I think this one was especially aggravating because it was so clearly a choice. After creating two goals by winning the ball high up the pitch in the first half, the degree to which we sat deeper and let the ball carrier come to us was painful. Or maybe that’s just what I wanted to see, because the truth, that this Brazil team is so inept that they can’t keep Haiti from getting a substantial foothold in a game, is too painful to face. After all, there was a reasonable case to make that a big win over Haiti would help us win the group over Morocco on goal difference. Although as the bracket begins to shake out, it’s not clear how much that will matter. Whether we finish first or second, we face one of the Netherlands or Japan in the round of 32, and both those teams look scary right now. Hell, the longer I look at this bracket, the more it seems like finishing second might actually be somewhat advantageous? Finish first and we’re setting up for a potential quarterfinal against England as opposed to France/Germany for finishing second, but if we get past that (big if) the strongest team left on the finishing-second side for the semifinal would be Spain, and I have to say, I think it’s more likely that someone manages to knock them off before then than that anyone does so to Argentina on the other side.

Shit, I hope someone smarter than me in the Seleção technical staff has gamed this out. Ultimately, a lot of this all comes down to faith in whether the extremely pedigreed coach we hired at great expense to hammer a relatively untalented and extremely disorganized team into something that could contend for a World Cup has the sort of plan for this tournament that we all hope he does.

Anyways, Scotland. I’m not going to dive deeper into the Haiti game like I did with Morocco, because this game was a lot more routine and also I was sober while watching it this time.

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2026 World Cup: Brazil vs. Haiti

Folks, I have a confession to make: I was in a good mood after the Morocco game on Saturday.

I know, I know. The sky-is-falling reactions extended well beyond our own small and sometimes pessimistic community. Lots of people saw Brazil make countless sloppy giveaways and struggle to get anywhere near Morocco’s passing moves and assumed the worst about our World Cup chances, but I can’t say I did. Blame the fact that I had guests over for the game and was a couple of caipirinhas deep by its end, or blame the Knicks for winning the NBA championship later that night and sending all of New York into an infectious good mood. Either way, I felt all right about things after the game, and in the moment, this was my reasoning:

– The Seleção historically starts a little slow in their first game of the World Cup. On top of that, they’d never before opened their tournament with a game against a top-four team from the previous edition. (In 2002, they opened against Turkey, who would go on to finish third, but had absolutely no previous World Cup pedigree; they hadn’t qualified since the 1950s.)

– A draw still very much leaves Brazil with a good chance of winning the group. It may well come down to which team can rack up a bigger goal difference against Haiti and Scotland, and while this game reinforced wider doubts about the team, I do think we have the talent to beat up on lesser teams.

– This team is still very much a work in progress. Although Morocco very recently replaced their coach, even more recently than us. But they at least have the benefit of much more coherent planning from their federation, don’t they?

– Also, uh, it was really hot, I think the hottest game of the first round so far. That makes things harder, right?

Anyways, I figured I should watch the game again, to see if the doomerism on here was justified or whether my rosy outlook actually owed to something other than drinking a bunch of rosé. (I didn’t actually drink rosé, but the pun was right there.) So I did that, and here are my thoughts…

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2026 World Cup: Brazil vs. Morocco

IT IS HERE. The World Cup. The biggest, greediest, most bloated, most extortionate, possibly most confusing, though probably not the most outright evil (yet), World Cup in history.

To say that people are excited would be an overstatement. Here in New York City, a place perhaps best known as the partial namesake of the world-famous New York New Jersey Stadium that will host the final, some bars have put up little flags and streamers, many of which got shredded in a weekend storm, and my local CVS has some World Cup merch. I did see this slightly creepy bust of Lionel Messi in the window of the West 34th Street Macy’s, at least:

Okay, that last paragraph is slightly unfair. Today, the first day of the World Cup itself, I started seeing a fair few people in Manhattan wearing national team gear, and I definitely saw more Brazil shirts than any other. (Though the Knicks are lapping everybody else in the apparel department, especially after that Game 4.) And now that the first games have started, I can’t help but start getting into the spirit of things, even with all the bullshit surrounding the tournament. (That’s how they get you!)

It’s just two days (maybe less by the time you read this) until Brazil’s opener against Morocco, which is being played at that very New York New Jersey Stadium, so close to me and yet so far away (not just because getting there from the city is a fucking nightmare, but because the cheapest ticket I’m seeing on the FIFA website right now is going for $1,384). Since I last checked in, Brazil won their final preparatory friendly against Egypt, a 2-1 win that included a bunch of encouraging signs (a ton of chances created, Endrick’s first Seleção goal for two years) and saw a few old concerns bubble up (we missed a lot of those chances, and Egypt’s goal was the product of yet another defensive fuckup). I’ve already made most of my thoughts on our situation clear, I hope, but I’d like to cover a few last questions and concerns before our debut at the tournament itself.

Before anything else, an up-to-date look at the squad:

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The World Cup Looms Over This Match Thread For Brazil vs. Egypt (Friendly)

This is it: Brazil’s last game before the World Cup. One last chance to try new things without their failure causing an immediate crisis. One last chance to test the team’s approach to the Morocco game against an ostensibly comparable opponent.

Brazil vs. Egypt

Huntington Bank Field, Cleveland, Ohio, USA, June 6, 2026

Kickoff: 6:00 PM EDT / 7:00 PM BRT / 10:00 PM GMT

US TV/Streaming: ESPN Deportes, ESPN Unlimited (which I can’t believe they have the gall to charge thirty fucking dollars a month for)

Likely Starting XI: Alisson; Wesley, Marquinhos, Léo Pereira (Gabriel Magalhães), Douglas Santos; Casemiro, Bruno Guimarães; Lucas Paquetá, Igor Thiago, Vini Júnior, Raphinha.

On The Bench: Ederson, Weverton; Bad Danilo, Bremer, Alex Sandro; Good Danilo, Fabinho; Rayan, Endrick, Luiz Henrique, Gabriel Martinelli, Matheus Cunha.

Unavailable: Neymar, possibly Gabriel Magalhães (fatigue).

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HE’S BAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAaaack… I guess…

Did you hear? On May 18, Carlo Ancelotti announced the 26 players who will represent Brazil at the World Cup:

  • Goalkeepers: Alisson (Liverpool), Ederson (Fenerbahçe), Weverton (Grêmio).
  • Defenders: Alex Sandro (Flamengo), Bremer (Juventus), Bad Danilo (Flamengo), Douglas Santos (Zenit), Gabriel Magalhães (Arsenal), Ibañez (Al-Ahli), Léo Pereira (Flamengo), Marquinhos (PSG), Wesley (Roma).
  • Midfielders: Bruno Guimarães (Newcastle), Casemiro (Manchester United), Good Danilo (Botafogo), Fabinho (Al-Ittihad), Lucas Paquetá (Flamengo).
  • Forwards: Endrick (Lyon), Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal), Igor Thiago (Brentford), Luiz Henrique (Zenit), Matheus Cunha (Manchester United), Neymar (Santos), Raphinha (Barcelona), Rayan (Bournemouth) e Vini Jr. (Real Madrid).

There are plenty of questions one could raise. For instance, why are there so many Flamengo players? If Bad Danilo’s justification for inclusion is veteran presence and some shred of versatility rather than his actual ability, surely it would be better to select Thiago Silva, still a much better defender, as the veteran presence and trust that any one of the three other players in the squad with experience at right-back could do at least as good a job as a washed-up almost-35-year-old? Given that several other players (Bento, João Pedro, Andrey Santos) were cut at the last minute seemingly due to poor club form coupled with a lack of Seleção performance, does Gabriel Martinelli’s goal against Croatia in March make up for the fact that he’s lost his starting spot for Arsenal and the only top-flight club side he’s scored against in 2026 was from Kazakhstan? Surely, surely, we can squeeze a sixth midfielder into the squad, you know, just in case playing four up top ends up leaving us colossally outmatched in midfield in a crucial game? Do we really want to rely on Fabinho to cover for Casemiro when he inevitably gets suspended for a knockout game? Why didn’t the technical staff use my absolutely flawless wishlist for reference?

But forget all those questions, because there’s only one thing on everybody’s lips. That’s right, ladies and gents. NEYMAR IS BACK!

Or, uh, well.

Thus far, Neymar’s selection has gone about as badly as it could have. The cheers and chants of “Neymar, Neymar” when his name was announced were a tad embarrassing, whether they were from journalists or just fans in attendance. What was reported ahead of the callup as a minor edema in his calf soon got upgraded to a grade 2 tear with a minimum recovery time of two to three weeks. Not only did this spark a fresh controversy over whether Santos had hidden the nature of his injury in order to help secure his selection, it means that, having already not played for the Seleção since November 2023, Neymar will miss both of Brazil’s preparatory friendlies, all of the training time in between, and may not be available for the World Cup opener against Morocco. Amidst all this, he was the very last player to report to training camp, showing up in his unbelievably expensive custom helicopter, and with the blessing of his teammates has been given the number 10 shirt.

Frankly, the whole saga has made me deeply pessimistic. The Neymar of old was absolutely deserving of the number 10 shirt, and absolutely worth keeping in the team even if it wouldn’t be clear when and if he’d be fit enough to play. That is the Neymar all those cheering fans and journalists, and his fellow players, remember and hope to see again. But at this point, I see that Neymar as almost the object of a cult that can’t accept that that player may no longer exist. They attribute the man powers he no longer has. They allow him indulgences, like the helicopter thing, that were already excessive when he was one of the best players in the world. They refuse to see that even if Neymar heals with no further setbacks and is listed as fit for the Morocco game, it’s vanishingly unlikely that, having not played for Brazil in years, having never trained under Ancelotti before the World Cup itself, and playing cautiously given the risk of hurting his failing body yet again, he will be able to contribute anything at all—not even anything of note. I think it’s very possible that he doesn’t even see the field for Brazil at any point this summer. Perhaps at most he gets a few courtesy minutes at the end of what will hopefully be a blowout win over Haiti, and he may well not be fit enough even for that.

And, yes, I know I just advocated for his inclusion in my last column, and the reasons I gave there are part of why, even now, I’d wait a bit before cutting him. We can cut injured players until June 12, 24 hours before the Morocco game, and if we’ve committed this far, we might as well wait a little longer. Whoever we brought in to replace Neymar would also be a fringe element of the squad, and while there are a couple of players I might like to see brought in, it’s doubtful they could have any more impact on Brazil than could Neymar. Plus, perhaps someone else might have to be cut and thus open the door for the likes of Éderson or João Pedro.

And, I dunno, maybe I’ve gotten a little of the cult Kool-Aid on me. Anyways, we play Panama at the Maracanã tomorrow before setting off for the US, where we play one more preparatory friendly next Saturday against Egypt. For those interested, Brazil will be based in northern New Jersey, training at the NY Red Bulls training facility in Morristown. Given I haven’t managed to get tickets to any of their World Cup games yet (i.e. I’m not willing to pay nine-hundred-plus dollars for the privilege), I may try and cheer them on in training instead.

Brazil vs. Panama

Maracanã, Rio de Janeiro, RJ, Brazil, May 31, 2026

Kickoff: 5:30 PM EST / 6:30 PM BRT / 11:30 PM GMT

US TV/Streaming: None

Starting XI: Alisson; Wesley, Bremer, Léo Pereira, Alex Sandro; Casemiro, Bruno Guimarães; Matheus Cunha, Raphinha, Vini Junior, Luiz Henrique.

Unavailable: Neymar, Gabriel Magalhães, Gabriel Martinelli, Marquinhos. (The former is injured; the latter three just played in the Champions League final.)

Prediction: Panama have sprung the occasional surprise in CONCACAF, and our last two friendlies against them ended in scores of 1-1 and 2-0, so another 2-0 win seems like a safe prediction, but frankly, I hope we’re starting the World Cup push with enough pizzazz to at least score three or four goals in this one.

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